I want a new drug.
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Incoherent Musings | Posted:
Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:29 pm
I have an addiction.
It's not easy to come to terms with one's self and admit such a thing, but it's time I get this off of my chest. This thing has become such a controlling force in my life, and I'm afraid I can't deal with it any more. I think about it constantly. I crave it incessantly. I can't get enough. My affliction is....
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FIRE!
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In the form of
HOT SAUCE, that is.
I put it on everything. Eggs, chips, sandwiches, fries, chicken, everything. I've even found myself putting a coupla shakes on my salad. I dunno what to do. Should I seek counselling? Professional help? The local Hot Sauce Anonymous group?
I'm afraid this consumption has morphed into seeking out other sources of heat. I'm now
freebasing with peppers. Whole peppers.
(I know, I'm on a fast path to a rehab clinic for sure). And it doesn't end there. One day, in a capsaicin induced haze, I found myself boiling habaneros in vinegar and pureeing the mash in my blender. I'd even add Worcester sauce....sometimes soy sauce!
(I know, I'm hurting myself with this self-destructive habit).
Just this morning as I was searching for the right flavor of hot sauce to add to my eggs, I counted my stash.
Twenty-two bottles of hot sauce!
I need help.
Last edited: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:34 pm
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Well, I went and done it.
Category:
Incoherent Musings | Posted:
Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:16 pm
After reading many of the blogs here, I decided to start my own. This category will be filled with random craziness as the voices in my head wish to share their own quirks and foibles.
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