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Aliens, I tell you!

Category: Veggies! | Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:38 pm

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Aliens came. Aliens invaded my garden. And just like in that crappy Tom Cruise movie, "War of the Worlds", they have been laying dormant beneath the surface of the earth for years. Aliens are coming!



Looky close - they are spawning!




I have no idea where these came from, or why they chose my bean garden as a host for their invasion. I should have yanked them out by their little alien necks when I had the chance. Now their defenses are strong, and they have protected themselves with a thick covering of sharp little spines. The beans are trying to ward them off, the valiant little buggers, but the aliens are bigger and stronger and meaner. Now the only choice I have is to let them wreak havoc. Let them have their way. Let them pillage and destroy. And hope that fact will parallel fiction and they will catch a human cold and die, just like in that crappy Tom Cruise movie....


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My Precioussssss.....

Category: Veggies! | Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:47 pm

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Gollum had his ring, I have my peppers....



Grow, little peppers, Grow!

The big one in the back is an Anaheim. It's a monster of a plant.

Ignore the junk behind the garage. You ain't a red-blooded American if you don't have junk behind yer garage.

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I want a new drug.

Category: Incoherent Musings | Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:29 pm

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I have an addiction.

It's not easy to come to terms with one's self and admit such a thing, but it's time I get this off of my chest. This thing has become such a controlling force in my life, and I'm afraid I can't deal with it any more. I think about it constantly. I crave it incessantly. I can't get enough. My affliction is....
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FIRE!
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In the form of HOT SAUCE, that is.

I put it on everything. Eggs, chips, sandwiches, fries, chicken, everything. I've even found myself putting a coupla shakes on my salad. I dunno what to do. Should I seek counselling? Professional help? The local Hot Sauce Anonymous group?

I'm afraid this consumption has morphed into seeking out other sources of heat. I'm now freebasing with peppers. Whole peppers. (I know, I'm on a fast path to a rehab clinic for sure). And it doesn't end there. One day, in a capsaicin induced haze, I found myself boiling habaneros in vinegar and pureeing the mash in my blender. I'd even add Worcester sauce....sometimes soy sauce! (I know, I'm hurting myself with this self-destructive habit).

Just this morning as I was searching for the right flavor of hot sauce to add to my eggs, I counted my stash. Twenty-two bottles of hot sauce!

I need help.


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Well, I went and done it.

Category: Incoherent Musings | Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:16 pm

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After reading many of the blogs here, I decided to start my own. This category will be filled with random craziness as the voices in my head wish to share their own quirks and foibles.

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